Corinthians is guaranteed fun in the pre-season – 01/15/2024 – Sandro Macedo

“Speak up, bunch of crazy people. Today the psychologist arrived at Timão.”

This humble scribe asked Noel, at the end of 2023, for Luxemburgo, Vanderlei, to return to a Serie A team. I confess that I miss his bizarre, but very funny, press conferences in front of Corinthians, filled with cold pasta and a bathroom with Waze.

Luxembourg has not yet returned to Série A, but Corinthians seems to want to maintain the “Luxembourg bar” of counterinformation with its new president, the former opposition Augusto Melo.

In the miniseries “The Beginning of the Corinthians Season”, Melo is the main character. He always has news, and not news. The most recent episode is pure suspense. Clandestine audio and image recording equipment was found in the club (I’m not sure if it was Melo who asked for such a scan). At first, he just revealed the espionage operation and would leave the case alone. But, after his predecessor Duílio Monteiro Alves filed a police report, Melo decided to file a complaint as well.

Who would be behind the wiretaps at Corinthians? And for what purpose? Let’s wait for new episodes of TimãoGate.

In the few days of January, there was also the Gabigol case — the nickname on the field for the artist Lil Gabi. My friend Melo said that Lil Gabi was the spitting image of Timão, that he made a proposal and that almost everything was right. Gabriel’s manager (Lil or Gabi) stated that nothing was certain (notice that nothing is the opposite of everything) and that he never opened negotiations with Corinthians, leaving the black and white leader looking like Pinocchio. What is true in this story? What was the “almost”? Would we know if we had access to the clandestine wiretap? Is no one going to ask for a CPI on this? Where is Lula at this time?

Well, without Lil Gabi, Melo even mentioned that he has two other strong strikers in his sights — this scribe is very eager to know which names are on the triple list with Lil.

Another recent episode of the Corinthians series involves the team’s main player in 2023, midfielder Moscardo, who is also called Gabriel (coincidence?).

At 18 years old, the great player received an offer of 20 million euros from Paris-Saint Germain. I think it was the only thing that the previous management forwarded that I didn’t hear Augusto Melo criticize (much).

However, unfortunately for the young man, an injury to his left foot will force him to have surgery and spend a few months in the fridge. All this before signing the contract. So Melo appeared again and said: “I ordered [o jogador de volta]it’s official”. For the director, now, the 20 million euros (92.5% would be from Corinthians) are not enough and the player will be sold in the future for much more.

For these and other reasons, this scribe is increasingly interested in listening to Augusto Melo’s interviews. Ah, the phrase at the beginning of the text was removed from Corinthians’ official social network this Monday (15). For the Bando de Loucos team, it seems to me that the psychologist is the main signing of 2024.

Did Jesus lie?

Some found Jesus, Jorge’s statement, somewhat rude against Neymar, his player (or not) at Al Hilal.

Because it seems to me that he just showered Al Hilal’s promising player with praise. Professor Jesus said that he is an outsider, with incredible qualities, and that he is an easy-going, sweet and understandable boy. However, when comparing him to Cristiano Ronaldo, he stated that “Ronaldo has more passion for football and therefore knows the priority”. “He [Neymar] He has more passion for other things. Put those other things in his private life ahead of him,” she noted.

Did you lie? No. Did you say something that Neymar or someone else doesn’t know? Neither. In fact, this statement makes Jesus practically the father that Neymar never had. You just made a mistake in calling him a boy.

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