Athletico is the secret of Eremildo, the idiot. There will be no Division

Because he was already immortal, journalist Elio Gaspari did not need to wear the robe of the Brazilian Academy of Letters. In a sweatshirt, he’s the biggest of all. Of the characters that his ironic pen created, the most interesting and popular is Eremildo, the idiot.

It is not known why, Eremildo was curious to know what was happening with Athletico, and appeared in the Republic of Curitiba. Uninvited, he showed up at CT do Caju.

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Being an idiot, he doesn’t see it as a big deal that the “9 shirts” Mastriani, Pablo and Di Yorio, who earn a total of R$1 million, haven’t scored a goal in 9 games. He’s not ashamed to say he’s a fan of Di Yorio.

But he even gets annoyed when he reads that a city chronicler treats Canobbio as “The Handsome Antônio”, the one who is handsome, but doesn’t solve the problem. For him, Canobbio is Hurricane in its purest form, look where it has come.

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Now, Eremildo has dismissed those who are preaching that Athletico is at risk of relegation as defeatists.

After a conversation with Lucho González, he concluded that the difference of 3 points for the zone is infinity. In addition to being an idiot, Eremildo is evil. He understands that Segundona is the place for thighs, and that Hurricane always finds a way out of misfortune.

That’s why he went to the Campo Comprido mansion to show President Petraglia the calculations he made so Athletico wouldn’t collapse. According to their calculations, there will be points left, starting with those that will be won against Botafogo.

He just didn’t reveal which secret of coach Lucho González motivated these calculations. Petraglia liked Emerildo’s accounts so much that he ordered the key to this secret to be given to Marcio Lara, who already has the key to the Baixada safe.

Eremildo really is an idiot. And an optimist.